Nigeria, We Have A Drug Problem
On an Abuja evening i was walking to buy Yahuza Chicken Suya, a young man approached me and said he had “SK” for sale, i did not know what SK was, but everyone was buying and selling it, so i… Continue Reading
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Dont Fight Terror, Eliminate Terror
The way to kill cancer is to kill the cancer cells The way to kill terrorism is to kill terrorist cells. Not treatments….not jail….elimination of the cells You also can’t fight cancer with Aspirin…. You also can’t fight terror with… Continue Reading
NIA Wants To Buy Arsenal Football Club
A: “Hey, i have been following up on that $43m discovered by the EFCC in that luxury flat in Ikoyi, Lagos with my “sauces. The DIA says the money was for a covert mission, so i have been doing seom… Continue Reading
Palestinian State, Crude Oil and Nigeria…
So we may soon be witnessing global history. Saudi Arabia and the Arab States like Qatar, Turkey and Egypt are going to make “peace” with Israel so they can join forces and counter Iran. The casualty could be the Palestinian… Continue Reading
@$39 A Barrel, Water Is More Expensive Than Crude Oil
A barrel of crude is 42 gallons. If it costs $36, see comparison with other ‘liquids”
The National Assembly Estacode Wont Spend Itself
Following the xenophobia attacks in South Africa, the Nigerian Senate and House are sending a delegation to visit South Africa. Why? Its simple….If Nigerians are being killed, the Senate must send a delegation. Ok But Nigerians were killed in IDP… Continue Reading
What If The FGN Organised The Access Bank Marathon?
If the Federal Government organised the Access bank Lagos Marathon, how would it go? First off; The marathon must be constitutional. The Constitution under Federal Character principle mandates “Proportional Representation” of States. Thus Federal Government will insist the organizers called… Continue Reading
University Of Lagos Is Concerned With Lenght of Skirts
The University of acclaim, in Nigeria most liberal and cosmopolitan city, The University of Lagos is concerned about length of female skirts…. “Wearing of tight, strapless and revealing clothes whose length are above the knees are inappropriate.” The issue is… Continue Reading
You Owe Taxes In The US? The State Department Can Revoke Your Passport
In 2015, a new section was added to the H.R. 22 FAST Act. Labelled 7345, the title of the new section is the “Revocation or Denial of Passport in Case of Certain Tax Delinquency” and signed into law. Basically the law… Continue Reading
Compare The Official Cars of Indian and Nigerian Generals
Compare the Luxury cars used by Nigerian security officials and the official car used by the Indian Army top brass. Can we even (for sake of appearances) get the leadership in Nigeria to use only locally assembled cars at the… Continue Reading
